Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions. Pass it on. You can't use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as "My Life According to (ARTIST NAME)"
 

just overheard someone say their child was 35 months old. Something tells me that person is going to have problems letting go at 216 months.

Time for some fondue-y goodness along with a nice Toscana to start

Double Dipping; Who do I believe? Food Detectives: tinyurl.com/mmkwk2 or Mythbusters: tinyurl.com/kj42nz ? #fb

i hate pan n scan movies! #fb

I am amused by the similarities and differences between True Blood and the original novels. I think they are both good.

I am amused by the similarities and differences between True Blood and the original novels. I think they are both good. #fb

i will get used to that facebook hash tag yet!

I must say as an adolecent male, Farrah was much more influential on me than anything Michael Jackson ever did. #fb

I dreamed last night of my friend who just passed. Odd, it was very brief. He seemed to be mostly observing then he was gone. #fb

You know...once you've seen your girlfriend's father in a Captain America costume you just don't look at him the same anymore #fb

Hey Facebook/Twitter users! Check out Selective Twitter. lets you control which tweets get posted to Facebook. tinyurl.com/dzyv7z #fb

Jake Shimabukuro in Austin on Monday! Why am I just now hearing about this? :( Who is that you ask? tinyurl.com/2xwah7

Jake Shimabukuro in Austin on Monday! Why am I just now hearing about this? :( Who is that you ask? tinyurl.com/2xwah7 #fb

what is up with the weather.com these days? It's next to useless for quick info. I might as well buy a thermometer or something.

FYI Weather in Scarborough, UK today: Foggy, 63 deg., 72% Humidity. #fb

So I just saw a listing for a house really cheap. Does anyone know where Mediterranean and Baltic is?

it was well past 85 degrees as I left the house this morning. It looks like another 100 degree day. yay and stuff.

The cooking show that didn't make it the cut? "Nothing But The Bone!" #NoGoCookingShow

"It's Sweet with Suet" #NoGoCookingShow

remember that the peak is not only characterized by a sharp rise toward the top but also by a precipitous fall on the other side. #fb

"Gelatin from Scratch!" #nogocookingshow

Hey Facebook/Twitter users! Check out Selective Twitter. lets you control which tweets get posted to Facebook. tinyurl.com/dzyv7z

leave it to @3horn to ruin it for the rest of us. #squarespace

how well would a reality show about 8 year olds go over?

I didn't mind the whole tea-party thing, freedom of speech and all, but according to the DoD it's terrorism. tinyurl.com/l3y7lt

everytime i regret never having bred I think, isn't there an app for that?

i like watching House reruns on DVR. I can fast foward through the slow stuff and just watch the scenes with Lisa Edelstein.

There were no words and none were needed.

just now updating my phone. 3rd times the charm right?

this weekend I go to say goodbye to an old friend in hospice. I am trying to think of words but don't even know if i will be able to speak.

I know I should completely drain my iPhone battery once a month but it'd be nice to schedule that instead of having it happen on accident.

$40 and 30 minutes later my drivers side window now works. Seriously, why didn't I do this oh...3 years ago?

Can I fax you? #sfwpickuplines

I'm concerned with your assets. #sfwpickuplines

I would like to discuss a limited partnership with minimal long term liabilities. #sfwpickuplines

The Bacon now available in economical bulk size! Of course by The Bacon I mean the Swine Flu and by bulk I mean global.

When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonderI can think at all.

Why would a friend send me to an musicians MySpace when said musician has a perfectly acceptable website? Friends don't let friends MySpace.

I wonder how many other buisinesses could get away with the Ikea model of having to assemble it yourself. Cars? Houses? Restaurants?

nyquil still hanging in there. just want sleep....

how does a Slim Jim plant blow up?

someones status said Full of Fury which I read as Full of Furry and had to wonder if it was anyone i knew.

hmm... only 300 bucks for the new iPhone. New phone or New Uke? Decisions, decisions...

in anticipation of 3.0 i've reverted my iPhone to the status of the masses. Soooo boring. Can't wait till I can jailbreak again.

Got a text from a number I didn't recognize that simply said, "Butt". What is the appropriate response?